Essential Oils Parody – Royals Parody | Rory Bland

Essential Oils Parody – Royals Parody | Rory Bland

Essential Oil Parody. Thanks for over 440,000 views on this video on Facebook!!!


This video is probably the result of ingesting and sniffing too many essential oils. Essential oil crazy.

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making it.

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********* LYRICS *********

I never see the doctor anymore,
Because I get my medicine, from naaature.
Random people often say
Hey man you smell good, what cologne are you wearing?

It’s just a blend of lavender, geranium, cedarwood and jasmine,
Ylang Ylang, cinnamon, sandalwood and ginger,
In my hair! I rub frankincense everywhere.
And everybody’s like mouthwash toothpaste chewing gum and breath mints, While I’m sitting here sippin on my peppermint, feelin freeshhh
Cause I’ve replaced everything in my house

With Essential Oils…
Only therapeutic grade,
I got my clove and clary sage
Girl come/come on and join the health crusade. Put them in a diffuser
Make your room smell real good
And baby it’ll cleanse (it’ll cleanse, it’ll cleanse, it’ll cleanse) Any negative energy.

If you’re feeling kinda stressed,
Just roll some oils on your wrists and your temples,
And Everyone that does that knowwwws you’re in for some zen, Essential Oil home remedies!

You can use them in Smoothies, Cooking, they’ll Make you more good looking, Laundry, Cleaning, diffuse them in your meeting…
everywhere, I always keep a stash in my jeans.
And all my mates are like silver, platinum, diamonds – then there’s batman
who pulled out the muscles in his back man,
Just relax! While I massage your aching lower back

With Essential Oils
Their healing powers are legit,
They’re friends with health benefits
I kinda bought the whole damn kit.
Can you smell the aroma?
I think my chakras just aligned
Man I’m feeling so fine!
Join The Aroma Family!

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Oh, an get yo’self some oils bro!

Cheers to your health!

Rory Bland
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